hair splinters!

Here's a question for you lovely people:

In there anyone else out there who has hair so fine it ends up giving them splinters? I walk around barefoot in my house and sometimes I get splinters. From my own hair. Hilarious and painful all in one! I walk around the studio barefoot and do not get wood splinters, but hair splinters, them I get. My hair is more capable of providing splinters than a studio area that has a woodworking shop, you guys. (I have of course just jinxed myself and will now get all the wood splinters ever.)

So...am I the only one with freakish sadistic splinter hair?