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*sigh* I eat so much yogurt you'd think I'd be really good at it, but no! I have gotten yogurt on my shirt twice today.

Maybe if I move fast enough no one will notice.


Also: my new shoes look like this except that they are "antler" with muted pink "peppercorn" pokadots. They are wicked cute and comfy.

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farwing, answering the phone with skill and grace: "Ow. I just smashed my finger. Good afternoon [company name]!"

*sigh* It's not even that I'm having a bad day you guys. Plus, I'm laughing at myself pretty hard, here. Because I am Highly Skilled in the Klutzy Arts. Ooooh! I know! If I were a professor at Hogwarts I would totally teach a class called "Defense Against the Klutz Arts". Or possibly I would just want to take that class. Either way, it would be awesome.

What silly-ass class would you all teach at Hogwarts?

And now it is time to go hooooooome!!!!!!!!