farwing: (Default)
( Jan. 28th, 2011 05:41 am)
Dear Somerville Public Works:

I know there's been a lot of snow and it's been piling up a bit. I know I live across the street from an elementary school and needs must and yeah, you probably do need to do this in the middle of the night, but you have been pushing around the same fucking snow since 2am, and the unholy beeping sound of your vehicles backing up over and over again has been waking me up off and on all night. I am so cranky right now you wouldn't believe.

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you,

farwing: (Default)
( May. 5th, 2009 08:17 am)
Dear Massachusetts Drivers-

Now would be the time to turn on your goatfucking headlights.

(See how some of your fellow drivers have their lights on? It's probably just because they have newer models that make the headlights come on with the engine, so it's not like they are any better than you in a moral sense, but OMG it is DARK and CLOUDY out. TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!!!!!

a mild mannered pedestrian


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