Dear Massachusetts Drivers-
Now would be the time to turn on your goatfucking headlights.
(See how some of your fellow drivers have their lights on? It's probably just because they have newer models that make the headlights come on with the engine, so it's not like they are any better than you in a moral sense, but OMG it is DARK and CLOUDY out. TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!!!!!
Sincerely,
a mild mannered pedestrian
Now would be the time to turn on your goatfucking headlights.
(See how some of your fellow drivers have their lights on? It's probably just because they have newer models that make the headlights come on with the engine, so it's not like they are any better than you in a moral sense, but OMG it is DARK and CLOUDY out. TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!!!!!
Sincerely,
a mild mannered pedestrian
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