Half of what I say is meaningless

corruptviridian and I have decided that someone needs to write the fic where John Crichton & Charlie Crews meet. Like...John is back on earth, in LA, and he ends up meeting Crews and it would be so amazing because who is more crazy? I don't know! It would be disastrously awesome. Right? And, like, Ted and Aeryn would be awesome together. They would make the same faces at the craziness.

I don't know what kind of bribe I could offer for this but...I could paint something or just be amazingly grateful. God, I really need this fic to happen so badly.

Or, if someone has already done this then, you know, point me to it.


Also: Charlie Crews would want to eat alien fresh fruit. You know this to be the truth.