Half of what I say is meaningless

farwing, answering the phone with skill and grace: "Ow. I just smashed my finger. Good afternoon [company name]!"

*sigh* It's not even that I'm having a bad day you guys. Plus, I'm laughing at myself pretty hard, here. Because I am Highly Skilled in the Klutzy Arts. Ooooh! I know! If I were a professor at Hogwarts I would totally teach a class called "Defense Against the Klutz Arts". Or possibly I would just want to take that class. Either way, it would be awesome.

What silly-ass class would you all teach at Hogwarts?

And now it is time to go hooooooome!!!!!!!!