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Also: I swear that my bosses radio station plays either "Money for Nothing" or "Sultans of Swing" every single day and while this is awesome (because Dire Straits is always awesome) it does increase the whole "Wait....what day is it? What planet am I on? Is it still Tuesday on that planet? How can you tell?" thing.

Right...I'm gonna go do that thing where I do work now. This time I get to be the Office Supply Faerie, delivering office supplies to the new hires. Oh, look, I just found chocolate in my pocket. Yumm.