Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair.

So...show of hands, how many of you folks grew up being told that you always, always sneeze or cough into your elbow? Because, dude, I've known that was the correct and healthy way to do things for a long, long time.

How come they have to make educational videos on it now? I mean...are people really that fond of coughing into their hands? Ewwww.

In other news, the CFO provided hand santizer for all the public spaces and rest rooms on the 7th floor and a guy on the 5th floor (who I always end up chatting with, and who is rather entertaining) told me to stock up on elderberry syrup, bottled water, food, and turmeric and warned me about cytokine storms. Um. I am not so much prepared for disaster. Yeah, I'm a bad, doomed doobie. Oh well.

On the other hand, "Rebel Yell" is playing on my boss' radio, so it doesn't all suck. *chair dances*

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Therapy is awesome, you guys. Um. I got to scream and yell and then my therapist told me something really obvious and helpful and now I'm going to work on not having such amazingly bad-for-my-brain negative thought patterns. Wish me luck!


Yargh.


In other news this will still be debilitatingly funny, even if we all die from swine flu.